Jingle Grimp

 T'Was the grimp before Christmas and all through the hills, Grimpeurs were riding -getting their thrills.

 The bikes were all decorated and spun with great care, in hopes that King of the Mountain would soon be theirs.

 The Grimpeurs were all nestled snug in Gortex , visions of toe warmers were better than sex.

 And Mamma took second with Trip in at third, Jack took the jersey as the crowd gasped," my word."

Birdman won the month, on a cross bike that clattered. One tiny point was the crux of the matter.

 Just like Steve Jobs and flash, Blogspot and Grimp videos-they always crash. But an end-around through Youtube fixed up the clash.
So there it is, the holiday champions were celebrated with pride. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good ride!